I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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