Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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