Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
The upside of Thirsty Thursdaying with the client last night was that he was so hungover that he didn't want to spend time wrangling over the contract extension this morning.
Boss just said I'm getting a bonus for this. Want to celebrate our anniversary a week early tonight?
This is why I married you.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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