Whod you bang
my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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