was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
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