If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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