Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
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