Three words: puerto rican gang bang
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
These tits shall not be calmed
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
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