I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
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