id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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