oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Some dudes just stopped and stared at me peeing in the street for like 5mins, and I yelled HEY. HEY. WANT ME TO SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH? I'LL SHIT ON YOUR CHEST FOR FIVE DOLLARS, PAPI
this is why i love drunk you
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
soo... how was my night?
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