Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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