I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
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