I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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