I need help removing her.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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