I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
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