Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
Randomize
