16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
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