hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
We left the knife in your bed.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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