I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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