Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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