She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
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