And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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