i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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