whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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