i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
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