There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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