im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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