so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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