Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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