i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Also, beer. Big fan.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I think my moral compass just broke
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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