covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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