a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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