so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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