come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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