I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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