dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
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