So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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