dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
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