what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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