ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
operation harelip BJ is a go
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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