Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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