To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Randomize
