i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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