Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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