i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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