at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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