OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
Randomize
