Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
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