I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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