Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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