you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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